
garlic toast fail
When I realized it was on fire, literally, the hardest part was leaving it in the oven to burn out. Except for a fire place, what better place to leave a fire?

garlic toast fail
When I realized it was on fire, literally, the hardest part was leaving it in the oven to burn out. Except for a fire place, what better place to leave a fire?

licorice
“If you’re 40 or older, eating 2 ounces of black licorice a day for at least two weeks could land you in the hospital with an irregular heart rhythm or arrhythmia.“
— https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/black-licorice-trick-or-treat
Not for Nederlanders.

Found a twenty on the sidewalk…

poppy

Not a good look
In Romanian we say “library mouse” (șoarece de bibliotecă) when we refer to bookworms and I think this is one of the sweetest things ever because every single time when I like someone who reads, I start to call them “little mouse” (șoricel) and they get instantly an adorable aura.
“Ice breathes. Rock has tides. Mountains ebb and flow. Stone pulses. We live on a restless Earth.”
– Robert Macfarlane, Underland.

For anyone who’s ever wondered who they’d be in a 19th century novel, the wait is over: I put together a 19th Century Character Trope Generator!
If you’d like to reblog, put your character in the tags because I’m curious.
“There have been times, lately, when I dearly wished that I could change the past. Well, I can’t, but I can change the present, so that when it becomes the past it will turn out to be a past worth having.”
– Terry Pratchett, I Shall Wear Midnight.