Based on a survey of Tumblr users’ professed career ambitions, I’ve concluded that our ideal occupations are:
- writer
- lighthouse keeper
- specialty bookstore clerk
- patent examiner
- ornamental hermit
- surveillance drone operator
- hunter-gatherer
- sign painter
- web designer circa 1996
- that wild-eyed guy with the unplaceable Eastern European accent who greets the protagonist when they set foot aboard the ostensibly abandoned undersea research facility and/or space station
- long-haul zeppelin pilot
- roadside attraction proprietor
- semi-estranged third child of disreputable petty nobility
- test subject
- rural mail-carrier
- ambiguously benevolent swamp wizard