Fresh new sitcom idea: a spinoff of Modern Family but it’s 1536 and the dissolution of the monasteries is in full swing. The patriarch is a secret Catholic and is hiding this from his long suffering wife and children. The guilt is eating him alive but he puts a brave face on things and has a reputation for being a total lad, a real joker, a good-time guy. Spoiler alert: they’re all secretly Catholic but hiding it from the others. The family is tearing itself apart at the seams. Secrecy lurks beneath every punchline. It’s a fun-filled series of heartwarming, wacky japes, set during the reign of terror of Henry VIII.
Category: we are amused
laura's mathom house 2022-07-28 16:25:13
she’s a 10 but her social battery dies before she even goes outside
laura's mathom house 2022-05-06 11:36:38
Worst part of Dracula Daily is I can’t email my friend Jonathan Harker back being like
Subject: ???
Dear Jonathan,
BRUH?!?!?!
friendly reminder to my followers that
all gaul is divided into three parts, of which the belgians inhabit the first, the aquitani inhabit the second, and those who are called celts in their own language and gauls in ours inhabit the third
laura's mathom house 2022-01-27 05:14:01
She’s got legs for days. Specifically Tuesdays. On Wednesdays she has vague tentacles, and for the rest of the week she eschews her corporeal form entirely.
laura's mathom house 2021-12-25 12:14:39
It’s a lovely Christmas party in Camelot, and you are a horrible Green Knight.
laura's mathom house 2021-08-13 06:48:48
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
aeschylus-stan-account:Today in Amusing Middle English, I came across an adjective meaning…
Today in Amusing Middle English, I came across an adjective meaning “noble” or “lovely” or “beautiful”. It can also mean, in various contexts, “graceful,” “lush,” “splendid,” “mirthful,” or “majestic”.
The adjective in question is “wlonk”.
daily-bad-jokes:I, for one, like Roman numerals.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
penfairy: One of my history professors is this scarily intense German guy, and today we were talking…
One of my history professors is this scarily intense German guy, and today we were talking about the peer reviewing process and how vicious some academics can get, so I casually asked him what the worst review he’d ever received was.
He became very stony-faced, looked off into the distance and said, completely deadpan and in his thick accent:
“It does not matter. They are dead now.”
I think my professor has killed a man.