As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you.
You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read.
At all. To anyone. You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason” to be reading the book.
You do not have to be ashamed for wanting to read “bad” books. You wanna read Twilight? We got Twilight. Need a banal, cookie-cutter-plot mystery or thriller? Those are always fun. Our regulars check them out by the towering stack. Ask Betty for recommendations; she’s read them all. 50 Shades of Oh Fucking No? We’ve got it, we even got it in large print. Have fun. Check out the rest of our porn too. Oh, and the sex manuals are a MUST if you want to “experiment” yourself. Don’t be afraid to ask; they’re here for a reason.
Want to read a book written by a huge asshole everyone hates and agree was a monster? Yeah, we have those. No, we don’t think you’re an asshole for wanting to know what was actually written in there, or judging things for yourself.
You are not too old for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Babysitter’s Club, or Captain Underpants. You are not too young for Sherlock Holmes. There’s nothing wrong with a boy reading The Princess Academy or Sweet Valley High. There’s nothing wrong with a girl being into The Hardy Boys or Artemis Fowl instead.
You do not have to pull the shame face and offer me an excuse when you check out your books. I don’t care if I got so angry at that book I threw it against a wall when I read it: you have the right to read it, and enjoy it if it’s enjoyable for you. THAT’S WHY THE LIBRARY HAS IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. If we only stocked pure, unproblematic literature everyone approved of, by authors of unquestionable virtue, we wouldn’t have any books at all. Or music. Or movies. It would be utterly fucking boring. And it certainly wouldn’t be a library.
Category: general book tag
“The UU Library is theoretically the largest in the universe or, indeed, any conceivable universe; it…”
The UU Library is theoretically the largest in the universe or, indeed, any conceivable universe; it has a diameter of about one hundred yards but, as far as we can determine, an infinite radius. The presence of so much stored magic does to time and space what a hot iron does to a pound of butter, so that you may well encounter places where the floor is now the wall, the books have turned into small clay models of hedgehogs and you yourself appear to be a device for coring apples. Students will therefore find it convenient to stick to the routes marked with chalk and the occasional banana skin.
We must warn you that many students have cleverly worked out that since the Library does, somewhere, contain any book that will ever or could ever be written, their own doctoral thesis must be in there on some distant shelf. This is true. Setting out to find it is, however, an extremely unwise move. We can assure you that, however long it takes, staying here and writing the damn thing is a lot easier in the end.
”- Terry Pratchett & Stephen Briggs, The Ankh-Morpork Archives.
Ancient History Tag
So, I’m always happy to
get an opportunity to yell about books and this was really fun. Thank you for the
tag @lettersfromthelighthouse! I appreciate it because I’m trying to interact more with people on here but I’m really bad at it.
1. The Stone Age: One of the first books you ever remember reading.
The
Alfie series by Shirley Hughes. I don’t know if they were actually the first
books I ever read but they were certainly one of the first. I do
remember having a special blanket just like Alfie in Alfie Gives a
Hand. And also a stone that I called Bonting after the one Alfie finds in one of
the other books.
2. Ancient Greece: Your favourite myth inspired book.
I enjoy myth and fairy tale inspired books a lot so it’s really hard for me to pick just one! For straightforward retellings I like Stephen Fry’s Mythos and Neil Gaiman’s Norse Mythology a lot, and Edith Hamilton’s Mythology: Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes is always a classic. Angela’s Carter’s Book of Fairy Tales is great too.
For things that are more ‘inspired by’ though: Madeline Miller’s Circe, Ragnarok and The Djinn in the Nightingale’s Eye by A.S. Byatt, The Bloody Chamber (Angela Carter again), The Snow Child by Eowyn Ivey, Edith Pattou’s North Child, and Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett. There are probably more I’m forgetting.
I’m mostly drawn to Arthurian-inspired material though, if I’m honest. Susan Cooper’s The Dark is Rising sequence, T.H. White’s The Once and Future King, and The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro are all favourites. Plus the weird and wonderful retellings of the Mabinogion published by Seren Books. I think if I had to choose just one though it would be Merlin Dreams by Peter Dickinson. It’s not very well known, or at least I don’t see it discussed much, but it’s absolutely gorgeous.
3. Roman Empire: A book that features an impressive Empire or a Kingdom.
I suppose this kind of depends on your definition of impressive? I find a lot of the kingdoms in Tolkien’s Middle-earth legendarium very striking, particularly Gondor and Rohan and the elven kingdoms of the first age. And there’s also Númenor of course. Like @lettersfromthelighthouse pointed out though, the decline of empires seems to be more prominent than their glory in Tolkien and I tend to find that side of things more interesting to read about.
Otherwise, Fantastica from The Neverending Story maybe? For non-fiction I would dearly love to read more about the Mongol Empire and the medieval empires of West Africa (Ghana, Mali, Songhai).
4. The Middle Ages: A book that is an absolute bummer (positive or negative).
This is probably just me being a bit thick but I’m not exactly sure what this one is asking for? I suppose the most depressing book I can think of is The Road by Cormac McCarthy. While I did finish it it was a hard read. There’s not a scrap of hope anywhere in that story.
5. Renaissance: A book that you have learned a lot from OR a book that made you think a lot.
I’m definitely cheating by mentioning an author rather than a single book but I find basically all of Ursula K. Le Guin’s writing very thought-provoking. Her science-fiction (The Left Hand of Darkness, The Word for World is Forest, The Lathe of Heaven, The Dispossessed) really got me thinking about big issues like identity, environmentalism, gender, and political systems for the first time, and her essays have informed a lot of my opinions on writing itself.
Oh, and I’ve got to mention Terry Pratchett’s entire Discworld series here too. So, so wise.
6. The Enlightenment: A book about knowledge, science, discovery, or exploration.
Does Arthur Ransome’s Swallows and Amazons count for that last one? There are aspects of it that I’m kind of uncomfortable with now but it captures the wonder and freedom of childhood exploration very well.
If not, then Frankenstein for science and knowledge? (Lol, I really couldn’t have come up with two more different books if I’d tried!)
7. The Industrial Revolution: A book featuring an invention or a concept that you would love to have in your own life.
Dæmons
from Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials. I’ve always liked the concept of witches’
familiars and I feel like dæmons are sort of a very
intense form of that. Having one would make it very hard to be lonely, I think, which really appeals to me.
8. World War I. and II.: Your favourite historical fiction book featuring either of the world wars.
Again, there’s more than one book I want to mention here. I was actually kind of surprised at how many titles came to mind because tbh I’m all about medieval and earlier when it comes to historical time periods.
Strange Meeting by Susan Hill is short but easily one of the most subtly devastating books about WWI I’ve come across. It’s sad (naturally) and very sort of claustrophic and it haunted me for a long time after I’d finished reading it. All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque is also considered a classic for very good reason. At least in my opinion.
I haven’t really read as much set during WWII but Goodnight Mister Tom by Michelle Magorian was a childhood favourite that I still find very touching. In fact, a lot of her other books are set either during or after the war and I’ve enjoyed them all. Carrie’s War by Nina Bawden. Markus Zusak‘s The Book Thief is one I find myself coming back to a lot as well. Oh, and The Silver Sword by Ian Serraillier is wonderful!
9. Present day: A book you think everybody should read in present day.
Hmm, I don’t think there’s one single book that I’d recommend to everybody or one that I think everyone should read. We all have different preferences and opinions, and want different things from our reading. I do think it can be good to try books outside of your usual favourite genres every now and again though. That’s not to say anyone should force themselves to finish something they’re not enjoying but sometimes being open-minded can lead to nice surprises. I never expected that I would like hard science-fiction, for example, but I really enjoyed Isaac Asimov’s robot stories.
I don’t really know anyone well enough to tag them tbh!
“Soon after A Wizard of Earthsea came out in England it received a review in a science-fiction…”
- Ursula K. Le Guin, Q&A for The Guardian.
classic lit authors on ao3
Jane Austen: The slowburn writer to end all slowburn writers. Has a mild case of purple prose syndrome. Sets you up to think she’s using a really lame trope or cliche, but then pulls the old BITCH U THOUGHT. Gets in fights with commenters who completely miss the point of her work.
William Shakespeare: Where dick jokes meet feels. Recycles old plots that have been in the fandom for years, but always manages to put a new spin on it. That said, he’s better known for good character writing than good plots. Kind of problematic, but people love him anyway. Laughs at and encourages commenters who completely miss the point of his work.
The Brontë Sisters: Their fics get lots of comments but they never reply. They never leave author notes, either. They share an account, and there are talks of a collab fic coming soon. Write fics for OTPs of questionable healthiness and consent. Only ever write darkfic. Like, REALLY dark. …People are getting kind of worried about them.
Edgar Allan Poe: Also only ever writes darkfic, but at this point, people have moved past being worried about him and have just accepted that he’s weird, he’s morbid, and we love him. Channels his feelings about his ex into his writing. It results in really good stories but everyone’s sort of like, “…Dude.”
Charles Dickens: Trying to set the record for highest wordcount on ao3, and it shows.
Victor Hugo: Currently holds the record for highest wordcount on ao3.
Oscar Wilde: Only ever writes M/M. Has a BAD case of purple prose, but it’s worth it if you manage to get through. His stories are either hilarious or soul-crushing. Or somehow both. People love him but know better than to disagree with him publicly, lest he destroy you with one of his infamous subtweets.
L. Frank Baum: Wrote one really well-loved story that’s among the most famous in the fandom, and it’s literally all he’s known for, and it pisses him off. His popular story became a multichap against his will because it’s the only one of his stories anyone actually reads. He keeps trying to end it so he can work on other things, but always ends up coming back.
Arthur Conan Doyle: Feels L. Frank Baum’s pain. SO much.
James Joyce: Has fascinating ideas, but takes forEVER to get to the point in his stories. Also a stoner, and it shows.
Lousia May Alcott: Writes stories for her unpopular OTP (that’s a NOTP for most of the fandom) and breaks up everyone’s favorite ships, mainly out of spite. Also kills everyone’s favorite characters, less so out of spite.
Mary Shelley: Writes incredible stories, but publishes under her boyfriend’s account because she’s banned from ao3. …Again.
asterinblackbeek: Person: Don’t you ever do anything besides reading? Me: Not willingly.
Person: Don’t you ever do anything besides reading?
Me: Not willingly.
asterinblackbeek: Person: Don’t you ever do anything besides reading? Me: Not willingly.
Person: Don’t you ever do anything besides reading?
Me: Not willingly.
books-and-cookies: Someone important to me asked me today why it’s so easy for me to fall in love…
Someone important to me asked me today why it’s so easy for me to fall in love with books, and yet reject genuine emotion. I told them it’s probably because books never reject, abandon or make you feel less than you are. With people, there’s always a risk of that. It’s easy to fall in love with books, it’s scary to fall in love with people. Because out of these two, only one can hurt you. I can always go pick up a book and know it wants me. Not the same with people.
walkingthroughhistory: The feeling when you pull a heavy book off a shelf and suddenly you are an…
The feeling when you pull a heavy book off a shelf and suddenly you are an apprentice doctor who is desprate to cure the king before the land is plunged into war.
“It is just the literature that we read for “amusement” or “purely for pleasure” that may have the…”
- T.S. Eliot, Essays Ancient and Modern.