I want an online quiz that assigns you a hobbit family last name. Are you a Baggins? A Took? I want fist fights over who is assigned what in true fellowship fashion.
Welp. I found a quiz. Here it is.
But also, fuck this quiz! I’m ready to throw hands! (As the prophecy foretold. And it was my own damn prophecy.)
Let me know your results and if you’re ready to throw hands about it? Just don’t fight me. I didn’t make the quiz.