Author: Laurel L. Russwurm

weirdchristmas:

Macy’s Parade used to be terrifying.

cassandor:

just an unfriendly reminder the école polytechnique shooting, the most deadly shooting in canada, happened bc a white male was not accepted to the university and he decided to blame women for it, not his own faults

and another unfriendly reminder that the toronto van attack, the second biggest attack in canada, happened because a white male felt entitled to attention from women and blamed society in general for his lack of a romantic relationship, not his own faults

and don’t forget about the many, many Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women that are lost to a potent mixture of racism and misogyny.

misogyny kills. even in canada. especially in canada.

smileslikeparentheses:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

directordanic:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

More, please.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

A typo walks into a bra