Author: Laurel L. Russwurm

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Based on a survey of Tumblr users’ professed career ambitions, I’ve concluded that our ideal occupations are:

• writer
• lighthouse keeper
• specialty bookstore clerk
• patent examiner
• ornamental hermit
• surveillance drone operator
• hunter-gatherer
• sign painter
• web designer circa 1996

• that wild-eyed guy with the unplaceable Eastern European accent who greets the protagonist when they set foot aboard the ostensibly abandoned undersea research facility and/or space station

• long-haul zeppelin pilot
• roadside attraction proprietor

• semi-estranged third child of disreputable petty nobility
• test subject

• rural mail-carrier
• ambiguously benevolent swamp wizard