Month: December 2019

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Based on a survey of Tumblr users’ professed career ambitions, I’ve concluded that our ideal occupations are:

• writer
  
• lighthouse keeper
• specialty bookstore clerk
  
• patent examiner
  
• ornamental hermit
  
• surveillance drone operator
  
• hunter-gatherer
• sign painter
  
• web designer circa 1996
  
• that wild-eyed guy with the unplaceable Eastern European accent who greets the protagonist when they set foot aboard the ostensibly abandoned undersea research facility and/or space station
  

• long-haul zeppelin pilot
• roadside attraction proprietor
  
• semi-estranged third child of disreputable petty nobility
• test subject
  
• rural mail-carrier
• ambiguously benevolent swamp wizard